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A grace to be spoken at mealtimes, meant as a joke, during the time when Berlin was being heavily bombed and Hitler wasn't there:

No butter with our eats
Our pants have no seats
Not even paper in the loo
Yet, Fuhrer - We follow you!

And here was an interesting tibit, about Soviet POW's in the hands of Germans:

The hands were tied to a gate, while one of teh executioners stuck a grenade into the pocket of one man's coat, pulled the pin and ran for cover. The three prisoners screamed for mercy until their guts were blown out

Don, you can't change your name to baka. That's like changing your name to damn it. Whenever i shout that particular, but random, japenese phrase, just know that i'm not calling for you.

BTW, comments are down. Someone put them ^ back up ^ please.

Now onto the real post:

Murphy's Law - Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

And this holds true for finals. And you guys don't want one little mistake to screw up your 15% test. So here's how I'm prepared:

1. Make a list for everything. Then, pack them into a general purpose musette pack
2. Take only the essentials. Do not bring along pr0n (actually, essential for some of us... nm), paint, gundam models, bb guns, such and such
3. Bring pencils. Lots of pencils. I have 2 mechanical pencils all maxed out, while also bringing over 20 backup pencils
4. One calculator is not enough. Bring at least 3 models of every brand for maximum functions, features, and availability
5. If you plan to unwind, don't go masturbating the in the bathroom: all the stalls are probably already occupied by those kind of people, so bring along a baseball bat to beat your favorite teacher with.
6. Come to school in an M1 Abram. In case extremist muslims decide to attack our school during finals (god forbid :-P) you'll be safe and sound behind impenetrateble armor, hard at study for your next class
7. PAGSAT helmet system with Oakley visors. They should stop debris on falling on your precious brains should an earthquake/iraqi airstrike occurs
8. Guns. I think you can figure out why :-P
9. Manga books. Although your teacher might think them silly, all problems in life, especially social/bf/gf ones, the definite and best answers can be found in Manga books. Think of them as the spark notes for your life.
10. Tech-smart eraser. An eraser that receives a satellite signal, then transfers vital information to your eyes via a tight light beam that you can only see. Great resolution, and its unnoticeable, unless your teacher decides to check out why you keep staring at your eraser

*update*

15. Bring something to sit on. You don't want ass-cramps
16. Dress in layers. The thermostat may go crazy
17. Get sleep. Eat a big breakfast. Shower.
18. Slap yourself. Jump and count 1 thousand, 2 thousand.... up to 5 thousand, then make sure your rotary-control is ok.
19. No tangled lines or chutes. Check yoru musette bag to make sure its lines are all straightened out
20. Make some neon-colored sign and hang it above your musette bag. Put it on your front door, so you CAN'T miss it.
21. re-write your notes with vital info and paste it up as wallpaper. Go to sleep memorizing the formula for finding sums of quadratic series

Last, but not least, spray your whole musette pack with flame retardant. This will prevent spontaneous combustion on your way to school

*i'll put up more as i think of them. Keep your eyes peeled!

Good Luck!

Huck Finn has hair-ripping stupidness. But I've set out to remake the book, or a series of spinoffs:

The Adventure of Huckleberry Finn
Operation: Enduring Freedom
There's not that many rivers in Afghanistan.. and not that many farms. But Huck runs away from his extremist Islamic father, and hides in a cave. The next day, as he's exploring the caves, he found an older friend: Osama bin Laden. Together they travel the tundras of Afghanistan, as huck lies frequently in broken Islangish (combination of islamic and english) at U.S. Spec Ops troops. Our rangers don't know wtf he's talking about, but gives him a chocolate bar anyways to shut him up. (I haven't paid that much attention to the actual book) but Osama gets captured and locked up in Guantanamo, but before he departs on the C-130, he tells Huck that the dead man that they both found in a cave one day was his father. But since Huck has been to so many caves and seen so many dead men, he can't care less.

The Adventure of Huckleberry Finn
Operation Barbarossa
Huck: a distinguished Hitler Youth, is called to the front lines of the frozen front at Russia. As Huck was riding in Panzer rolling towards the capital of Communist capital, Moscow, Huck developes many friendships with his fellow tank crew. But soon, fatigue and starvation has left the whole crew shaken, and all were convinced the war was lost. Huck's tank gets blown up, but he escapes, was captured and thrown into a Communist torture camp. The rest of the book is like that one famous book of a Jewish girl in hiding, although i forgot what it was called...

The Brotherhood of Huckleberry Finn
E Company, 506 PIR, 101st Airborne
Follow Huck as he goes through training at Currahee, and then proceeding to earn 3 combat stars for drops in Normandy (Overlord), Holland (Market Garden), Bastogne (Battle of the Bulge). He gets shot in Austria, because I dont' like the way he talks.

The Adventure of Huckleberry Finn
High School Student
Huck is a high school student in the year 2003, but he still goes around calling black people niggers and talkin' blamin' foollishness. Struggle for self-identity and freedom, but i can't find any quotes to support that theme for a project I'm doing....

going back to read Huck Finn now.. Sigh

another one

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It's too depressing to have winston's post on the top of the page, people might think us freaks :-P

And my search for asian music continues, and a lot of that front was carried out on message boards, where pepole share their thoughts and links, such and such

But I noticed many alarming threads popping up in Kpop sites: Controversy over whether or not BoA will take the role of Cho Chang in the next Harrry Potter movie, and why or why not. A lot of them used Asian supremist attitudes and language, such as "hollywood will choose any hot looking asian girl" and "youre stupid. I go to a 'tier 1' (not even sure what that is) college while you go to a tier 4, so stfu you non-model asian ass"

I plan to lash out at these people, but I might as well do it here first. I often compare asian-prideness to nazism. Does going to an Ivy League college make you superior, like blue eyes and blonde hair (no bjorn remarks here :-P)? No... not if you fail to recognize that there many different levels of society, and it takes all kinds to get the kind of unique society that we have now.

I'm all for capitalism, which is, if you work hard, you shall be award accordingly. But shouldn't humbleness follow elitism? Instead, the elite looks down at the 'dumber' people laugh - hardly appropriate, because the only reason why they are there is because they dont' have the same sort of opportunities that the rich had.So its not a question of race, or money - its your attitude, so do mind it, because they are contagious.

I know a lot of these are broken thoughts, but i'm trying to organize them and put them into mein leben... so be patient. the first chapter is coming to an end :-P

Sieg Heil

Out!