Yep... my family got a new camry. I suppose its decent, but not for racing (not that i planned to anyways :-P)

and here is an interesting tibit out of the devil's dictionary:

WOMAN, n.
An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a
rudimentary susceptibility to domestication. It is credited by
many of the elder zoologists with a certain vestigial docility
acquired in a former state of seclusion, but naturalists of the
postsusananthony period, having no knowledge of the seclusion,
deny the virtue and declare that such as creation's dawn beheld,
it roareth now. The species is the most widely distributed of all
beasts of prey, infesting all habitable parts of the globe, from
Greeland's spicy mountains to India's moral strand. The popular
name (wolfman) is incorrect, for the creature is of the cat kind.
The woman is lithe and graceful in its movement, especially the
American variety (felis pugnans), is omnivorous and can be
taught not to talk.
Balthasar Pober

the daily funny:

it all started pretty innocent:

sheenster38: good music
sheenster38: hahaha
THE FOB bysystm: thx
sheenster38: my whole list is filled with tons of fob music
THE FOB bysystm: fool....
THE FOB bysystm: isn't s.h.e. good?
sheenster38: yeah
sheenster38: haha
THE FOB bysystm: theyre not that hot though
THE FOB bysystm: only one of them

then, the inevitibility of hw...

THE FOB bysystm: ey dude
sheenster38: rofl
sheenster38: what?
THE FOB bysystm: did you finish our poem yet?
sheenster38: yeah
sheenster38: i told you already
sheenster38: i said i finished
sheenster38: i printed it
sheenster38: ill bring tomorrow
THE FOB bysystm: is it good?
THE FOB bysystm: i dont' want to be fucked over this semester
sheenster38: lol yeah i guess
sheenster38: rofl you're just gonna get a stamp man...
sheenster38: lol man
THE FOB bysystm: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

Then onto games (and hookers):

sheenster38: how do you pick up a prostitute in gta3?
THE FOB bysystm: you drive by them
THE FOB bysystm: but your car better be good
sheenster38: rofl why?
sheenster38: i got a ...
sheenster38: mafia sentinel
sheenster38: that good?
THE FOB bysystm: ya gotta get un el camino

(the above is a reference to lubfojesus. YOU FUCKER, IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE, I WANNA MEET YOU AND FUCK YOU UP)
*sorry :-P

THE FOB bysystm: those are the shit
THE FOB bysystm: or a garbage truck
sheenster38: lol
THE FOB bysystm: hmm mmmm
THE FOB bysystm: that'll get you chicks
sheenster38: im still in liberty city
THE FOB bysystm: amke sure you soup that mother up
sheenster38: rofl
THE FOB bysystm: so it pushes 1000 horsepower
sheenster38: i got like all 6 stars man

(i think he was talking about his score on his math hw. I didn't know teachers still gave you stars in high school...)

sheenster38: freakin being chased by everyone
sheenster38: i kept stealing cop cars
sheenster38: hop out and shoot some cops
sheenster38: jack the car and run
sheenster38: and you keep doing it over and over
sheenster38: how can you get out of that?
sheenster38: either get caught
sheenster38: or jack a diff car and paint it?
THE FOB bysystm: paint it... purple
THE FOB bysystm: i like purple :-P
sheenster38: rofl
sheenster38: you can choose?
sheenster38: i went to the paint shop
sheenster38: and they just paint it random colors
THE FOB bysystm: man, get purple
THE FOB bysystm: or model paint
sheenster38: rofl
THE FOB bysystm: well.. if you have 6 stars
THE FOB bysystm: why the hell would you worry about picking up hookers?
sheenster38: i jacked a diablo or something
sheenster38: rofl i died
sheenster38: i wanted to know how to pick up hookers and get life
THE FOB bysystm: by a hooker?
THE FOB bysystm: you retard
sheenster38: died by a fuckin FBI agent
THE FOB bysystm: how did a hooker kill you?!
THE FOB bysystm: FBI hooker?! jesus christ!

(um... yes. so before you pay someone, see if they have a badge... Mr. Hoover doesn't give a shit about your habeas corpus)

THE FOB bysystm: i better watch out..
sheenster38: rofl WTF
sheenster38: dude
sheenster38: you are retarded
sheenster38: haha
THE FOB bysystm: i didn't know the FBI hired hookers..
THE FOB bysystm: the hell
sheenster38: you, sir, have the IQ of a three year old
THE FOB bysystm: that's why we have a 26 billion dollar deficit

(there's the answer to every problem. Hookers)

THE FOB bysystm: stupid gray davis
sheenster38: rofl
THE FOB bysystm: anyways...
THE FOB bysystm: *Sigh
sheenster38: you on drugs?
THE FOB bysystm: you wanted to know how to pick up hookers?
sheenster38: yeah
THE FOB bysystm: or just chicks in general
sheenster38: man stuf
sheenster38: stfu
THE FOB bysystm: well, go ask (someone), i have no fucking clue
sheenster38: rofl
sheenster38: HOOKERS
sheenster38: ahha

Then back to normal, innocent stuff:

sheenster38: whats a good hamasaki song?
THE FOB bysystm: poker face
sheenster38: man
sheenster38: some of the songs on your CD
sheenster38: dont even have titles
sheenster38: its like all fucked up characters...

(and ends with a retarded comment, on andy's part, of course)

THE FOB bysystm: its called 'japenese'
sheenster38: rofl
sheenster38: I KNOW

!!! ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG !!!
I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHO THE SPAMMER IS: MR. DUMPSTER

THOSE WHO GO TO MY CHURCH OR ANY OF YOU MEETS A KID CALLED JEFFEREY CHEN

SMALL, FAGGOT, WEARS GLASSES

BEAT HIS ASS

Commando Kelly,

Signing off!

<---- I'd like to call your attention to my icon, here on the left.

Alright... to explain.

It is the symbol of the 2nd SS Panzer Division, named "Das Reich" (the reich). It served with distinction as the SS Division that committed the least atrocities during the war, for they were professional, elite, and well-trained soldiers. They blitzed Poland, France, and Yugoslavia. They fought in Operation Barbarossa, the invasion of Russia, fought at the Kursk, was the reserve force for the opposition of Operation Overlord, Battle of the Bulge, and then to the end...

Its pretty late, now, so I'm out

Reichsfuhrer Fobby
Signing off!